« Home | And That's A Wrap... » | James Feat. James » | Under The Covers » | Big Plans For Little Fishes » | Distortions » | Need To Change My Diet So I Can Poo Clouds » | Pork Pie Hat » | Going to Try and Stay Regular Again » | Substitute Your Lies For Fact » | Lost Art of Keeping a Secret » 

Thursday, December 21, 2006 

Drugs Are Bad, M'Kay?

Theodore: [the chipmunks and ALF discover what Michael is hiding in the box. Theodore sniffs the air] What's that weird smell?
Simon: I hate to suggest this, but my guess would be... marijuana. An unlawful substance used to induce artificial highs.

Ah, Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue. You taught me so much about drugs.

Where the buy them, how to ingest them and how to make sure your little sister doesn't catch you raiding her piggy bank.