He's Like A Detuned Radio

There is a dead bat in the laundry sink in the basement. I am scared of bats. Petrified. Even dead ones. They're not so bad at the zoo behind the glass but I'm probably going to get someone to dispose of it for me. I'll buy them lunch for doing it. Is it better to have the lunch before or after removing it? Is there a Dr. Phil book on this? Where are you, Dr. Phil? Help me solve my crisis.

I'm a wuss.

Anyways...

The break between Fall and Winter semesters is called "Christmas Break" by most since Christmas lies during that time off. However, the break between Winter and Summer semesters doesn't have a name. There aren't really any holidays that reside in that time period. So from here on, it will be referred to as "Birthday Break" since my birthday is then. And nothing is better than that.

So during this birthday break, I'm planning to do stuff. Stuff like concerts. Like:
May 6 - The Strokes
May 9/10 - Pearl Jam
May 11 - The Stills

During the summer reading week:
June 24 - Bauhaus and Nine Inch Nails @ Amphitheatre
June 27 - The Walkmen

Franz Ferdinand and Death Cab for Cutie tickets are going back on sale on Thursday since the show has been moved to the Ricoh Coliseum. If you care...